The "Sunday night pamper" is a favorite among beauty lovers alike. Instagram photos depicting nestled groups of LUSH Bath Bombs, fancy shampoos, soft pink bath salts, exquisite face masks, and a line up of cleansers, toners, and serums make even my heart beat a little faster. A picture is worth a thousand words, and one phrase that pops into my head when I see such swoon-worthy photos is, "not for me." As much as I would love to recreate a scene as dreamy as those I'm describing, the whole "pamper session" thing is not really for me, on account of a few reasons. First, I hate baths. I have too much anxiety to sit in a tub and do nothing. Also, I don't really have the time for a full out routine, with nail painting, hair mask, even masks for every part other of your body. So I have my own version of the pamper: the weeklong pamper. I designate one day per week for a particular spruce, of course throwing out the tasks I don't need, but here's the agenda.
Even though I insist the week starts on Monday (not a very positive beginning, that is), Sunday is technically the start of the next haul. In the essence of maintaining the lavish Sunday night routine, I assign two tasks: a face mask and a nail spruce. Luckily, it works out quite well that you can keep your face mask on while you're pushing back your cuticles, clipping, filing, polishing, coating, and moisturizing your nails and cuticles to oblivion, so you're multitasking...and you can even watch TV during the agenda, too.
My picks: Aesop Parsley Seed Deep Cleansing Mask, Sally Hansen Instant Cuticle Remover Maximum Strength, Nailtiques Formula 2 Nail Protein, Essie Neo Whimsical, Seche Vite Top Coat, Caudalie Hand and Nail Cream, Burt's Bees Lemon Butter Cuticle Creme
Now that your skin is in baby-shape and your nails are looking fab, Monday is really about boosting your conscience, because everyone hates Mondays. To make the worst day of the week a bit more bearable, perform a hair detox. It's quick, so you can roll into bed as soon as possible, and all you need is to wash your locks with a deep-cleansing shampoo and nourish the ends with a mask.
My picks: Bumble and bumble Sunday Shampoo, coconut oil, Yarok Feed Your Roots Mousse* (to replenish texture)
This is the time for your body spruce. Like I said, baths and I don't get along, so I scrub my limbs and bod, and even throw on some Liquid Dead Sea Salt (The epitome of luxury, no?) in the shower, then slather myself in the heaviest duty moisturizer when I come out.
You've made it through the hump. And alongside the champagne for celebrating (or sparkling water for those not yet of age), throw on another face mask. It can be the same as the Sunday option, or another variety for your skin's needs. Can you tell I like face masks? Why? Because I can watch YouTube and perform other tasks at my full ability while they do everything for me.
My picks: Aesop Parsley Seed Deep Cleansing Mask
At this point, your manicure is looking slightly chipped, so it's time to remove the dregs from the beginning of the stretch and re-polish. To keep it snappy, you don't have to perform the whole nine yards with cuticle care, again. Just polish, and they'll still be looking fab.
It's party time, whether you're going out on the town or staying at home to cozy up with a movie. Either way, prep yourself for the weekend ahead (the most important part out of the seven days) by shaving...everything--as needed, of course. I trusted that you'd do regular top ups throughout the week, to your heart's desire, unless you live in the South of France--my dreamland.
It's finally time for that bath. Saturday is the perfect time for such an indulgent treat: no early wakeup calls and, if you're like me, minimal plans. Do as you wish, accompanied with salts, fizzes, candles, and the rest of the lot. And if you have any tips for tub entertainment, let me know.
That's the way to a busy girl pamper. And, by the way, no, I'm not too busy to not make pancakes every morning. Priorities, people!